when the guy i’m hooking up with tells me the number of girls he’s slept with
when my friends and i hand the bouncer our fake ids
When an ugly guy tries to grind with me and I’m trying to get my friend to save me
when i walk into class and the teacher is the only other person in the room
when you get back from a date and all your friends want to hear about it
when you pregame too hard before you go out and you never even make it out of the dorm
